Heavy Artillery

Gracie Cavnar
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SHOUTS & MURMURS spoof about obese soldiers. Immediately upon leaving our position, we came under heavy enemy fire. Almost at once, Private Ames grew red in the face. Elder joined Ames behind a small boulder, where the two men shared a Diet Coke. Walking uphill was a lot harder than walking...
by George Saunders


http://www.newyorker.com/humor/2010/01/25/100125sh_shouts_saunders